Never marry a software engineer. Just have a look at this conversation and then decide for yourself.
Husband : Hey Dear, I am logged in.
Wife : Would you like to have some snacks?
Husband : Hard disk full!
Wife : Have you brought the saree.
Husband : Bad command or file name!
Wife : But I told you about it this morning.
Husband : Erroneous syntax, about, retry, cancel!
Wife : Oh my God! Forget it; Where’s your salary?
Husband : File in use, read only, try after some time!
Wife : At least give me your credit card. I can do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing violation, access denied!
Wife : I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband : Data type mismatch!
Wife : You are useless.
Husband : By default.
Wife : Who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband : System unstable. Press Ctrl+Alt+Delete to Reboot.
Wife : What is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband : The only user with write permission!
Wife : What is my value in your life?
Husband : Unknown virus detected!
Wife : Do you love me or your computer?!
Husband : Too many parameters.
Wife : I will go to my dad’s house.
Husband : Program performed illegal operation, it will close.
Wife : I will leave you forever.
Husband : Close all programs and log out for another user!
Wife : It is worthless talking to you.
Husband : Shut Down the computer.
Wife : I am going….
Husband : It’s now safe to Turn Off your computer!
//The Husband uninstalled Windows 98 (1st wife) and Installed new Windows XP (2nd wife) in his computer. And the Windows Vista (3rd wife) in Beta Testing //
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